{"product_id":"9780007400881_mr-landen-has-no-brain","title":"Mr Landen Has No Brain","description":"\u003cp\u003eStephen Walker hits hard with his surreal hammer. Eye-wateringly funny novel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWyndam-on-sea. Rainy season. Next Sunday.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSally manages her uncle’s caravan park. He’s ordered her to keep the park dull; the town council – feeling that the resort’s image is being damaged by the liveliness of its caravan parks – has promised a million pounds to the least exciting park in Wyndam-on-sea. If that million pounds isn’t won, the park will close.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e18 year-old Teena Rama is 148.7% too beautiful – and gaining a percentage point every two days. Soon no one will be able to meet her without falling in love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMr Landen has no brain. But he does have a tub of margerine between his ears.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese three facts are somehow related.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stephen Walker","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47284893352085,"sku":"9780007400881","price":4.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0484\/3175\/9509\/files\/9780007400881.jpg?v=1776992125","url":"https:\/\/harpercollins.com.au\/products\/9780007400881_mr-landen-has-no-brain","provider":"HarperCollins AU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}