{"product_id":"9780008314217_how-to-be-a-man","title":"How to Be a Man","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack \u003cstrong\u003eAND\u003c\/strong\u003e a master of all trades.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn \u003cem\u003eHow To Be A Man\u003c\/em\u003e, I’ll show you how to be a proper god amongst men. This book caters for a girthy gap in the market but it’s not just for the lads! Ladies, take heed – these are the qualities you should look for in a heterosexual mate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And I’ve even shared some of my go-to recipes (Medium Rare Hearty Chicken with Crunchy Peanut Dust Roast Potato and Beef Monster Munch). But I’m not giving you any more details than that – you’ll have to buy the book. Remember, the first hit’s for free but you’ll be back! ;)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let your manly juices flow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePS. I dedicate this book to my ex-wife, Aldona. I loved you and you ended up running away with another man, stealing my beautiful Merc and my most prized possession – the golden foot spa. But I’m totally over it and look at me now – I’m only a bloody published author. So yeah, I’m totally \u003cstrong\u003eFINE\u003c\/strong\u003e. I’m thriving, in fact. I don’t need you anymore! I AM SO OVER YOU! HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS BOOK!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chabuddy G","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47285428420757,"sku":"9780008314217","price":7.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0484\/3175\/9509\/files\/9780008314217.jpg?v=1776992231","url":"https:\/\/harpercollins.com.au\/products\/9780008314217_how-to-be-a-man","provider":"HarperCollins AU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}