{"product_id":"9780008314224","title":"How to Be a Man","description":"\u003cp\u003e\n          \u003cstrong\u003eBONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT! BONUS CONTENT!\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre men supposed to be fighters? Lovers? Hunter-gatherers? Fashionistas? Business gurus? Culinary experts? You’re wrong if you think one man can’t be a jack \u003cstrong\u003eAND\u003c\/strong\u003e a master of all trades.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn this special audio edition of \u003cem\u003eHow To Be A Man\u003c\/em\u003e, you’ll hear from the horsie’s mouth how to be a proper god amongst men. You’ll learn how to boss a job interview – remember, the eyes are the windows to the soul which is why you should avoid eye-contact at all costs. You don’t want them looking into your disgustingly dirty soul. I also share some chirpsing tekkers, such as my new style, ‘7 down, 1 up,’ where you viciously insult the lady seven times and then give her one compliment. And you’ll learn the importance of practising #SelfLove, like a true millennial man – there are two things I know about real men, they have curves and they cry. But I’m not giving you any more details than that, mate – you’ll have to buy the book.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eI actually only managed to write 13,000 words so I’ve had to bulk the audio version up a bit with extra girthy content. You’re actually getting more for your money, mate! And the production quality is proper tonk, too – just ignore those voicemails. I didn’t mean to include those.  \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eSo sit back, relax, light a candle. Get naked if you want to. Get the baby oil out – I don’t judge – and let my silky, smooth tones caress your eardrums.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChabuddy G, a celebrity in the comedy genre, continues to share his unique humour and personal growth experiences in the media. His success in performing arts, especially on television, is a testament to his top-notch skills.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor fans of Amir Levine (Attached), Clemency Burton-Hill (YEAR OF WONDER), and Kerry Mucklowe (This Is This Country).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chabuddy G, Read by Chabuddy G","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46889480323221,"sku":"9780008314224","price":22.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0484\/3175\/9509\/files\/9780008314224_fc11328a-e224-4d62-a1b9-92ce183b6979.jpg?v=1776888578","url":"https:\/\/harpercollins.com.au\/products\/9780008314224","provider":"HarperCollins AU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}