{"product_id":"9780008453572","title":"Welcome to Motherhood, Bitches: The Real Guide to Pregnancy, Birth and Beyond","description":"\u003cp\u003e\n          \u003cstrong\u003eThe real guide to pregnancy, birth and beyond.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n        \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI’m assuming you’ve picked up this book because you’re either curious about having kids, you’re currently up the duff, or you’re stumbling through the early days of parenthood with a mattress-sized sanitary towel between your legs wondering what the hell has just happened. That, or you’re killing time in WHSmith, waiting for your flight to Ibiza. You lucky bastard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEither way, this book is your pregnancy, birth and postpartum BFF.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWelcome to Motherhood, Bitches\u003c\/em\u003e is your one-stop, no-filter guide to everything from swollen vulvas and dinner-plate areolas; from shitting in labour to the horror of postpartum haemorrhoids; from mindless sleep deprivation to salvaging a sex life when your pelvic floor has hit the floor. But mainly, it’s a reassuring reminder that feeling slightly (or shockingly) out of control with a newborn baby human is entirely normal…we promise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVictoria Emes, in her best-selling autobiography, shares her experiences of childbirth, parenting, and the impact on her marriage. With humour and care, she navigates the reader through the realities of family life and the importance of maintaining health and fitness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHarperCollins 2022\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Victoria Emes, Read by Victoria Emes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46889229779093,"sku":"9780008453572","price":31.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0484\/3175\/9509\/files\/9780008453572_2e8d09eb-1767-4334-b2c8-1e3206b259da.jpg?v=1776888337","url":"https:\/\/harpercollins.com.au\/products\/9780008453572","provider":"HarperCollins AU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}