{"product_id":"9780008468170_rubbish-pet-portraits","title":"Rubbish Pet Portraits","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA hilarious collection of Hercule Van Wolfwinkle's 'extremely realistic' pet portraits. Warning: may not be suitable for anyone who actually likes animals or has the ability to see.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot only does Hercule's unusual talent shine through on every page, each portrait is captioned with a review written by its bewildered recipient:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Tell ya what mate, why don’t you get back to me when you’ve drawn a picture of my actual dog\" \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"It gets worse and worse the more your eyes scan down the page. Which is really quite the achievement given how bad her face looks\" \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"We really miss Marley. If I ever think I might be forgetting what he looked like, I can gaze at your portrait and know it was nothing like that.\" \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hercule Van Wolfwinkle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47285290762389,"sku":"9780008468170","price":6.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0484\/3175\/9509\/files\/9780008468170.jpg?v=1776992072","url":"https:\/\/harpercollins.com.au\/products\/9780008468170_rubbish-pet-portraits","provider":"HarperCollins AU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}