{"product_id":"9780008811006_the-official-we-do-not-care-club-handbook","title":"The Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the We Do Not Care Club: where the bras are optional, the chin hairs are thriving, and the menopause meltdown is mutual.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 am, overstimulated, furious at anything breathing (including yourself), wondering how you’re going to get through the next day without losing it at your kids\/partner\/co-workers?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you wish everyone would leave you alone, no longer care about bras that fit, clothes with buttons (elastic forever, baby), or cellulite anywhere then \u003cstrong\u003ewelcome to the We Do Not Care (WDNC) Club\u003c\/strong\u003e. You're now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the biggest hormonal party in town.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Club is for anyone in perimenopause and menopause who are \u003cem\u003eover it\u003c\/em\u003e. Here is a list of things We Do Not Care about:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShaved legs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHalf-painted big toenails.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnplucked chin hair.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWearing the same bra all week. Or wearing bras – full stop.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWearing PJs all day. At least we have something on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeing on time. Be happy that I showed up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who think we have a sh*tty attitude. That's on them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCancelled plans. We didn't want to go anywhere anyway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat's for dinner. If you're hungry, do something about it yourself.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you're cold – don't even \u003cem\u003ethink \u003c\/em\u003eabout touching the air conditioning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eMelani Sanders, Founding Member of the We Do Not Care Club, is here to tell you that it's ok – in fact welcomed – not to care. You're not alone. We are all in the same boat, just out here trying to survive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis book is your life raft, girls. Let's hold on for dear life – and \u003cstrong\u003eget through this together\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Melani Sanders","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46895144304789,"sku":"9780008811006","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0484\/3175\/9509\/files\/9780008811006_30f0fd13-0e64-457f-9f0a-c363841b8495.jpg?v=1776888376","url":"https:\/\/harpercollins.com.au\/products\/9780008811006_the-official-we-do-not-care-club-handbook","provider":"HarperCollins AU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}