{"product_id":"9780062224989","title":"A Series of Unfortunate Events Collection: Books 7-9","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNOW A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Warning from the Publisher:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWould you rather sprain your ankle, bruise your hip, and lose a toe to frostbite on the same day? Or would you rather have these accidents happen on three different days?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis electronic collection of volumes seven through nine in A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket is the e-equivalent of having three ghastly accidents right in a row. Contained here are such unpleasantries as kidnapping, disguise, murder, paperwork, another disguise, heart-shaped balloons, false allegations, stiletto heels, a shattered crystal ball, a cryptic map, an irritating song, and quite a few more disguises, all bundled together into a continuous barrage of horror and dismay.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe more sensible approach would be to read The Vile Village, The Hostile Hospital, and The Carnivorous Carnival months or even years apart from one another, so you have time to recuperate from the misery each volume offers—or better yet, to turn your eyes away from Mr. Snicket's work and find an electronic experience that would cause you no distress whatsoever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShould you foolishly choose to continue, you will find these volumes contain such unfortunate elements as:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA Town of Incompetent Guardians:\u003c\/b\u003e In \u003ci\u003eThe Vile Village\u003c\/i\u003e, the Baudelaires are adopted by an entire town obsessed with crows and countless rules, where doing chores for hundreds of people is the least of their problems.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe V.F.D. Mystery Deepens:\u003c\/b\u003e The cryptic initials follow the orphans from a half-finished hospital to a dusty carnival, but each clue only leads to more questions and more danger.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDisguises and Deception:\u003c\/b\u003e From a fashionable police officer to a fortune-teller with a fake accent, Count Olaf’s troupe is everywhere, forcing the Baudelaires to adopt freakish disguises of their own to survive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDark Humor and Dastardly Plots:\u003c\/b\u003e From a terrifying cranioectomy in \u003ci\u003eThe Hostile Hospital\u003c\/i\u003e to a pit of hungry lions in \u003ci\u003eThe Carnivorous Carnival\u003c\/i\u003e, the children face peril with only their wits and sibling bond to protect them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lemony Snicket","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46908574040213,"sku":"9780062224989","price":8.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0484\/3175\/9509\/files\/9780062224989_8d43bfd9-029f-496d-bf83-55fe4041317f.jpg?v=1776890105","url":"https:\/\/harpercollins.com.au\/products\/9780062224989","provider":"HarperCollins AU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}