{"product_id":"9781847560773","title":"Rubbish Boyfriends","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe’ve all had them – but can Dayna find the diamond amongst the rough?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hilarious and high-concept novel about love in the 21st century for the Facebook generation, published in the run-up to Valentine’s Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone's had rubbish boyfriends but Dayna Harris seems to have had more than her fair share.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, aged 27, Dayna lies on her maternity bed, thinking back, with every excruciating contraction, to the ghosts of boyfriends past. Against a nostalgic soundtrack of 90s pop classics, we're taken on a journey of her romantic history, beginning with Simon, with a penchant for cuddly toys and the libido of a rabbit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn to earnest Chris, an aspiring musician and professional vegetarian. He's lovely but he and carnivore beauty therapist Danya are chalk and cheese.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThen there's Cockney geezer Archie. A joker and entrepreneur, she falls hook, line and sinker for him. But then he starts making excuses not to see her – but not for the reason she thinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA brief blip at an uber-cool party with drop-dead gorgeous artist Gabriel is followed by Mark, kind to kittens, old people and small children and too good to be true. Until Dayna finds out his shocking secret….\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust as she's despairing of ever finding The One, Cristian walks into her life. Dressed like a male model, he knows all the right people and treats her like a princess. So why doesn't her heart sing?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA chance encounter with all of her exes brings her to the present day – and the maternity ward. But who's the daddy?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jessie Jones","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46896564863125,"sku":"9781847560773","price":30.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0484\/3175\/9509\/files\/9781847560773_280b76fb-338f-4c0a-8a4a-79447431f049.jpg?v=1776888277","url":"https:\/\/harpercollins.com.au\/products\/9781847560773","provider":"HarperCollins AU","version":"1.0","type":"link"}